calling them "retro" turns the whole joke into a compliment
This card features authentic GPK artwork on both the card and stickers - the legendary trading card brand that's been grossing people out since 1985
Dad will almost certainly text you "what did you send me
This Christmas card sings "Feliz Navidad" nonstop until the battery dies
spilling glitter everywhere
Endless Birthday Recordable Card with Glitter Macarena-card calling them "retro" turns theThe endless musical card but you record the song For every other card in our catalog, we picked the song. For this one, you do. Record up to 30 seconds of audio directly into the card your voice, a song, a sound effect, an inside joke, an impression, a serenade, a confession, anything. When they open the card, your recording loops non stop and plays for hours, until the battery dies. It's the card we made for the songs we couldn't make ourselves.